Half-Nekkid Thursday

I've finally caved and given into HNT. I don't usually do this and I certainly don't intend to make a habit of it but anyway. Ladies, gentlemen and Inexplicable DeVice, without further ado, I give you:

My Arse (As Seen From Space)
This is an actual satellite photo* taken from space, as you can see my arse has Evil Tendencies and is intent on world domination. It already controls northern France and if this rate of growth continues it won't be long before it has the whole of Europe in its putrid clutches.

* NASA budget cuts. Such a shame.