Just So You Know

I've cleared my desk, deleted the slacking tools games from My Documents, peeled the tea stains from the inside of my mug and I did contemplate leaving a small bag of prawns inside the PC tower but I thought better of it.

Today is my last day in this job and I fully intend to do fuck all all day, I've been practising hard for the past 12 months so I should have it nailed by now.

Anyway (Piggy's fave word), I have nothing witty or clever to add to that, I just wanted to gloat.

Bloody hell, I almost smiled then...

*runs off to check for facial cracks*