My entire face is set to fall off because I can't stop hacking at a sore in the corner of my mouth which has marred my usually perfect features. If something's meant to heal then why the fuck did they make scabs so bloody pickable?
Other things guilty of cuntistry today include:
a) The time.
Colleague: Its going a bit slow today init.
Me: Slow? You mean its still only Tuesday??
b) Actually having to work, and being checked up on by my team leader who asks all kinds of questions including "Why hasn't this been done yet?"
Things not guilty of cuntistry:
Only 16 working days left.
Usually Involves Cake
