This is fucking cool though, Brisbane has a man made beach just outside the CBD, about a 10 minute walk from my mates flat where I'm staying.I like this beach on account of the lack of potential death you'd get at a normal beach. No fear of sharks or jellyfish and no risk of someone harpooning my arse if I went for a swim, its just a nice place to chill and throw bricks at small children.
If we had a man made beach just outside of any major UK city it’d be riddled with hypodermics, dog shit and dead, frozen homeless people within weeks.
Other cool things about Brisbane are the kebabs. Stop retching, they’re really good, they are in fact Food You Would Be Comfortable Consuming Whilst Sober. Kebabs over here are served to you by attractive (beer goggles) young people in shops as opposed to fat, sweaty Greek men in vans. They’re neatly rolled and toasted as opposed to thrown into a polystyrene tray and handed to you slightly soggy and tasting faintly of urine.
Anyway, this concludes Fuckkit’s first attempt at a travel report and it took me three bloody days to think of that on account of the fact that Brisbane is… how can I put this politely… a bit dull actually.
Mindless drivel will be restored shortly.
In other news, I have fat armpits. What the fucks that all about?
