Confession Time

Forgive me Bounds Of Good Taste for I have sinned, I just need to get this off my chest as the burden of shame is eating at my soul.

I have just downloaded legally purchased Geri Halliwell's Scream If You Wanna Go Faster^ as I have just heard it down the gym* and deemed it Quite Motivational Actually.


I cannot be held responsible if your ears start bleeding after listening to this.

^ Right click, Save Target As. Go on, I promise I won't tell anyone.

* Yes, I've flown 10000 miles from home and joined a gym. I've done nothing but eat kebabs and drink beer since I got here so I felt obliged to hand over distressing amounts of cash to Fitness First. I may also have signed over a portion of my soul and quite possibly one or more of my limbs. Fucking rip off merchants.