Random Nuggets Of Information

It is sand’s sole purpose in life to get into as many places it doesn’t belong as possible. If these places cause painful chaffing which results in a walk similar to that of a popular rent boy on his first night then sand considers it a bonus. Sand is in fact a cunt.
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I discovered I suck at golf. This isn’t a bad thing. I never looked good in argyle.
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I also discovered that attempting to body board at somewhere that warrants the name "Surfers Paradise" is one of the best forms of resistance training there is. It's also a fantastic way to nearly drown and increase your salt intake by up to 230%.
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Body boarding is easier if you’re actually on the board as opposed to standing with your back to the wave with your eyes shut, brandishing the board in front of you.
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Bought a wetsuit, its one of them ones with no sleeves so I can show off my ink as I catch some waves dance about on the shoreline squealing like a girl because the water’s too cold.

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Got a hair cut.

I was going to get the word “LESBIAN” tattooed across my forehead tomorrow but I don’t need to bother now.
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The campsite we’re staying at offers two hours of free WiFi access a day but its filtered so I can’t access sites with too much profanity and as you lot are a bunch of foul mouthed cunts it means that whilst I think I can post I can’t read any of your blogs (and I can’t access mine) on account of the fact they’re all blocked.

So I still can’t blog properly. I’m suffering withdrawal. You may all feel free to email me with your latest posts but please bear in my that if there’s to much swearing in emails this fascist fucking filter won’t let me read it.

That is all.

*wanders off attempting to remove sand from crack*